Beside the fire we warm our hands
We tell our tales of distant lands
The midnight hour is surely here 
It’s time to fill our hearts with fear!

 

Clocks Locks Corpses! is an anthology of stories that plunges you into a world teeming with vampires, werewolves, cyborgs, and hordes of the undead. You'll encounter bootlegging centaurs and the power of unionizing workers, all wrapped up in one conveniently sized book.

But there's a twist — these epic-length tales are told entirely in rhyme!

 

The fire still burns. The stories still rhyme.

Draw near, brave soul! It's witching time!

The Knight Witch and Other Epic Poems pulls you into a shadowed realm where vampire hunters fight with silver blades, preachers summon forbidden spells, and spirits kiss with starlight on their lips.

From the mind of Suzanne Jayne Bradley, the award nominated author behind Clocks Locks Corpses! And Other Epic Horror Poems, these long-form poetic tales blend dark fantasy, gothic horror, and a dash of queer romance into an immersive read-aloud experience perfect for stormy nights and candlelit gatherings. You’ll meet a heartbroken robot, a vengeful goose, an undead preacher, and a subway-surfing vampire hunter—all wrapped in meter and menace.